Elizabeth, 5, came up with the following play just as we were finishing dinner the other day.  Dinner theater, if you will.  :)   We were in Sacramento visiting my Dad, joined by my brother Greg and his wife June:

MOM (Tara):  Where is the prince?  There he is.  Will he join me for dinner?

DAD (Bill):  Will my mother stop making me work all day?  Can I be a prince?

UNCLE GREG:  Where’s the bride?  Oh here she is.  May I dance?  Do you want to get a snack?

GRANDPA (Lionel):  For dessert today, pudding.