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What crickets eat
After catching a cricket and putting it into her bug cage (yes, she has a bug cage), my six-year-old daughter Elizabeth asked, “Can you … um … look on the Internet and see what crickets eat?”
I just laughed and said, “Yes, I can actually do that.” So, excuse me while I go do that.
And here’s the link: http://www.whatdotheyeat.net/what_do_crickets_eat/what_do_crickets_eat.html
Kite flying
Today, it turned out, was a good day for kite flying. Elizabeth, 6, had been bugging me about flying her new kite since returning from the vet this morning. We had brought all three pugs in to see Dr. Paula: Daisy due to recurrent painful skin irritations, which magically disappeared by the time Dr. Paula saw her; and Joey and Chandler to get their nails trimmed. She didn’t charge anything for Daisy because there ended up being nothing to do. We were only charged for the nail trimming and some toothpaste for Joey because he has horrendous breath. You can’t use human toothpaste on dogs. They make chicken-flavored toothpaste that dogs can just swallow, which works out well because it’s hard to get a dog to rinse their mouth out, let alone gargle.
There was some excitement on the way home, just a quarter mile from Dr. Paula’s. We had the windows down because it was such a beautiful day, and in flies this bumble bee, bounces off the steering wheel and lands under me, somewhere in the crotch area. I said, “Holy shit!” and pulled over as soon as possible while trying to keep my ass off the seat, avoiding getting stung, especially down there. I managed to stop the car and get out, found the bee still buzzing sideways, apparently delirious, right where I’d been sitting, and I flicked him out of the car. Of course, Elizabeth thought the whole thing was hilarious, and I had to apologize for my foul language. But hey, when a bee lands in your crotch, your usual composure and decorum tend to suffer.
New job starting next week
I’m starting a new job next week, so I ran a test of how long it would take to get there after dropping Elizabeth off at school. It was 7:42 when they started letting the kids inside, allowing me to leave. I could do like a lot of parents and just drop her off and take off, but I like to make sure she’s safely inside before I go. Other parents keep their kid in the car as they wait for the doors to open, but Elizabeth likes to get out and hang out with her friends rather than wait in the car with boring old me. It’s okay. I would do the same.
Anyway, I took I-24 to Briley Parkway to the area near the airport known as Century City. Twelve and a half miles later, I was pulling into their parking lot at 8:07. Twenty-five minutes to go 12-1/2 miles. Exactly 30 miles per hour. Not bad in “rush hour” traffic, I guess. So, it’ll take roughly half an hour to get to work every morning. Next I need to learn how long it takes to get from work to her school at the end of the day. I’ve got until 6pm before they start charging, I don’t know, a dollar a minute over-time. If I take a half-hour lunch, I can leave by 5, so it shouldn’t be a problem.
And now it’s time – two weeks past time, actually – to finally plant the second bed in my multi-faceted “square foot” vegetable garden. Starting next week, I won’t have time for these chores.
Tour of Nashville
Elizabeth and I played tour guide to my sister Jeannie, her daughter Tiffany, her husband David, and their kids Shayden, 9, and Skyla, 1-1/2. We started with a late breakfast at Cracker Barrel one exit east of the airport. My brother Don wanted to go to Shoney’s – like when our other sister, Lucy, visited last year (on May 1st, day 1 of the May floods) – but he was voted down. He lobbied hard via email, but good sense and common decency prevailed. They don’t have Cracker Barrel in California, but they had seen billboards while driving to Nashville from Johnson City — where they attended Jeannie’s grandson Finnegan’s first birthday — and they wanted to give them a try.
Tour of Nashville, part two
Story parts 1 and 2 consolidated here: Tour of Nashville.
Playing tour guide
Story parts 1 and 2 consolidated here: Tour of Nashville.
Which food additives make children behave badly
“… food additives used in hundreds of children’s foods and drinks can cause temper tantrums and disruptive behavior …”
Lesson learned
I’ll be spending all week (Spring Break) with my almost-6-year-old daughter, Elizabeth. Woo hoo! Yesterday was supposed to be my only “day off,” as she was supposed to be in school (snow make-up day). But she’s come down with the flu, so she stayed home with me. I took her to the doctor, and they confirmed she has type A flu. It’s been going around a lot, they said.
Anyway, today, after returning from the mall (where we went out of sheer boredom), and after I took a nap (yes, I’m getting old), she had an idea. ”How about if I do something for you and you pay me money?”
“Okay, what?” I asked. While she thought about it, I had her picking things up and putting them in her room. After 30 seconds of that, she said, “It would be more funner if I sweeped things.”
“Okay, what do you want to sweep?”
“The kitchen!”
“Okay.”
Once finished sweeping, she had me help with the dust pan. ”Now it’s time to mop,” she said.
I agreed and sneaked back into the office to “work” on the computer (surf the Internet) while she was in the kitchen, mopping the floor. I’m thinking, “Man, wait until I tell Tara [my wife] I’ve trained Elizabeth to do housework! She won’t believe it.” Continue reading
Events at Mpact Sports!
For those of you in middle Tennessee: Events at Mpact!. Elizabeth used to go here for gymnastics. They are a great bunch of people.
Harmony Haven
You can watch it here:
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HarmonyHaven2010 http://vimeo.com/18194031 “Family visit in August to sister Jeannie’s Harmony Haven therapy riding and horse rescue ranch in Cottonwood, California.” |
Harmony Haven
We spent the better part of Friday here at Harmony Haven Therapeutic Riding & Horse Rescue in Cottonwood, CA. My sister and her family run it. Feel free to make a donation! :)
Here’s a three-minute amateur video: Harmony Haven
Elizabeth's first play
Elizabeth, 5, came up with the following play just as we were finishing dinner the other day. Dinner theater, if you will. :) We were in Sacramento visiting my Dad, joined by my brother Greg and his wife June:
MOM (Tara): Where is the prince? There he is. Will he join me for dinner?
DAD (Bill): Will my mother stop making me work all day? Can I be a prince?
UNCLE GREG: Where’s the bride? Oh here she is. May I dance? Do you want to get a snack?
GRANDPA (Lionel): For dessert today, pudding.
Saturday with Elizabeth
As Elizabeth likes to say, she and I were “hanging out” today while Tara had a girls’ day out with Ronica. I think Tara’s was a belated birthday thing. Hers was on the 10th. Anyway, once Ronica finally called – after Tara had started to worry — I was left alone with Elizabeth.
We went to the animal shelter and donated several bags of cat food that Tara had gotten free or very cheap. She’s always doing that and donating it to the animal shelter. Elizabeth LOVES going to the animal shelter. Then again, she LOVES going just about anywhere … except Aldi’s (local discount grocery chain). She is very familiar with the shelter because Tara takes her there on a regular basis. Today, Elizabeth spent a good 20 minutes in the tree kitty room. The what? They have this room with a fake tree all the way to the ceiling where kittens play and climb and people can interact with them. I petted and talked to the adult cats in cages outside the room for those twenty minutes.
We then walked through and visited with dogs, mostly puppies, in another section. They allow people to just walk right into the enclosures and play with the dogs. They’ve probably found that they get much higher rates of adoption that way. I was especially surprised to find that they also let anyone find a leash and walk almost any dog they want! How cool is that?! The sad little white dog I wanted to walk didn’t have a collar, which apparently means they don’t want him walked. We then entered the main, very loud, big dog section where there were at least 20 dogs, each with its own cage. Very nice cages, with heated floors in the winter. Still, it’s a cage. One particular dog was the loudest, apparently most distressed about being locked up. He was some sort of mix of black Lab, Doberman and Pitbull. Sounds like a bad mix now that I think of it, but he was very nice. Too strong for Elizabeth, though. Anyway, we put a leash on him and took him for a walk out back. He was lunging all over the place, he was so excited and happy to be outside. He would have dragged Elizabeth all over that yard and walking trail. When we brought him back inside, all the neighboring dogs wagged their tails and smiled at me, obviously thinking, “Ooh, take me next!” But we didn’t. Elizabeth wanted to, but it was time to go.
If you happen to stumble into your local animal shelter, you might tell them that they could probably learn a lot from the one in Nashville. But say it in a nice way.
And please adopt a dog or cat, if at all possible. And locals, don’t miss the Music City Mutt Strut!
We then returned home to our own three pugs and a cat, had lunch, and headed back out, this time to the library. Elizabeth said, “It’s going to be a great day, Dad!” She loves to hang out with me.
Also, the library is another place Elizabeth loves to go. We were returning videos and picking up new ones. I’d left a couple behind by mistake, so now I guess they’re overdue.
After the library, Elizabeth said, “And now we go surfing!” I said no, not today. We did go yesterday afternoon down at the creek. There was enough water again after the recent rains, but it wasn’t too strong or muddy. It was pretty clear, actually. Anyway, what she calls surfing is just paddling on her “boogie board.” It’s a lot of work for me, but pure fun for her! She was getting pretty good at doing things herself. Of course, while she’s floating downstream, I’m running along behind or beside her … in the water. It’s not easy running through water.
Going back upstream, I have to carry her. I probably get more of a workout than she does. By the time we got home, Tara was home from work and told Elizabeth to take a bath to get that “creek dirt” off her. Tara’s right. You can’t trust the health of creeks these days. But it’s just so much fun!
First full week
… of kindergarten! Tara’s getting Elizabeth ready now. Elizabeth has been ready to go, already jumping into bed with us, then jumping out almost immediately, I guess because she couldn’t sleep.
Tara will usually be taking her in the morning and I’ll be picking her up after. Yes, she could take the bus, but hell no we’re not going to throw her to the wolves like that. Not yet, anyway. :)
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Diary – 7/25/2010
Just got back from an all day shopping excursion. I don’t know how Tara does it every week. I told her that was harder work than going to the office all day. She said, “So, you appreciate me more now?” Of course, I said yes.
First we went to “Tara’s” Kroger, the one almost in Nolensville city limits, for bread and something else while Elizabeth and I stayed in the air-conditioned car with the motor running. Then we stopped at Walgreen’s a hundred yards down the road because Tara forgot to buy something to drink. Again, I stayed behind in the car, but Elizabeth went in. Apparently while in there Elizabeth tried to talk Tara into buying all kinds of junk food. Tara had said “no, we’re going out to lunch for some real food.” She then tried to talk us into going to “Old MacDonald’s” for lunch. We both said, no, that’s not real food, either.
From there we went to Smyrna because they have a Super Target and Tara had a bunch of things she wanted to buy, on sale of course. But first, we stopped at Snappy Tomato (pizza buffet) for lunch. It’s not the healthiest food, either, but they have salad. It’s much better than CiCi’s Pizza or Sir Pizza, but then canned dog food is better than those. We then drove over to the Target shopping center. Elizabeth and I went into the PetSmart two stores down while Tara shopped in Target. We walked round and round PetSmart , seeing every critter in there at least a couple of times. That includes the customers who brought their dogs in, which Elizabeth ALWAYS asks to pet. Hey, at least she asks first. One of the critters I felt sorry for was some sort of “dragon” lizard that obviously REALLY wanted to get out of his glass cage. We saw him there the other day, too, though I’ve already forgotten what we were doing there that time. Anyway, this lizard kept looking at me with those oversized eyes, as if saying, “Come on, dude, let me out!!!” I might have bought him if I thought I could give him a better life than he already had, but I didn’t think so.
